IRONGOUNDERSON'S BREWERS MODELING DIARY
FRIDAY, NOVEMBER 3: The saga of Cragaxe Conceptmodel

Nothing happened today. I spent a lot of time going to three different shops to buy a copy of the Dwarf army book, but I don't have any models yet. So I thought what the hell, let's make Cragaxe Conceptmodel into a special character! Then I had to make him a nemesis!

CRAGAXE CONCEPT MODEL (170pts)

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There are some who say that Cragaxe Conceptmodel is the ancestor of every dwarf in Ironfounderson's brewery. There are others who claim he lives on like Grombrindal, and comes to the aid of the brewers in times of dire need. Others say he roams the mountains, half mad, and totally drunk, obsessed with finding and killing Lugnutz Loopypantz, the Goblin who killed his family.

Gromril armor, Shield, Cragaxes's Craggy Axe.

(Not quite) Master rune of Cragaxe:
Runesmiths can toil for their entire life without creating a master rune of their own. Cragaxe isn't a runesmith, but he claims this half-arsed creation is his master rune. The rune binds Cragaxe to his equipment, effectively transforming them into a single piece with no seams. It adds +1 to Cragaxe's armor save (Giving him a save of 2+ with the shield)

Cragaxe's Craggy Axe:
The ancient and possibility very powerful axe bears the visage of an ancestor god. Or possibly just a guy with an outrageous mustache.
The axe bears the Master Rune of Flight, Rune of Speed and Rune of Fire.

Drunk:
Cragaxe is almost permanently drunk. To represent this, roll a D6 at the beginning of each turn. On a 1-2, Cragaxe is Stupid. On a 3-4, Cragaxe hates everyone on the table, and on a 5-6 Cragaxe is frenzied.

LUGNUTS LOOPYPATZ (90pts)

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As a young gobbo, Lugnutz Loonypantz witnessed the incredible mechanical marvels of the Dwarven Engineers Guild. As a result, he swore to become an engineer himself. Lacking any of the teaching, wisdom, skill or precision equipment which the Dwarves employ, he has made do with Gobbo ingenuity, and mad cackling.

Lugnutz's Automatik Axe, Pogostik

 Pogostik:
Lugnutz's major contribution to Gobbo technology: The pogo stik. He claims it's more reliable than a squig. Other gobbos claim he is a loony.
Due to the 'experimental' nature of the pogostik, Lugnutz moves exactly like a loose squig (the unridden kind from the 6th edition book!)

Lugnutz's Automatic Axe:
The automatic axe is fitted with some sort of bizarre oscillating mechanism which makes it's head move back-and-forth really fast. It give's Lugnutz an extra attack.

'Ard ta 'it:
What with all the random bouncing around caused by the Pogostik, it's hard to hit Lugnutz. To respresent this, he is at -1 to hit both in combat, and with shooting.
Lugnutz Loopypantz ambushes Cragaxe Conceptmodel!

Note that these characters where made for the sheer hell of it, and should probably never, ever, be used in a game. Unless you're really bored I guess.