ON, or about the early hours of the morning of a fateful Saturday morning in early Febreaury in the year 2006, the noble Egbert was stolen by drunken joy riding dickheads. These men, know here after as 'the scabberous tonsil sucking baboon humping sump-licking hippy-hugging drunken bastards' abbandoned the mighty egbert on Nepean Highway.Egbert was found with hsi once noble prow stove in, his bonnet bent into such a shape that it had to be levered open with a crowbar, his grille, headlights and dignity smashed. The front bumper was pushed back into the grille, the engine had been shoved back a coupole of inches, the fire wall was buckled, and the chassis rail was bent. This then was the ignominimous end of Egbert. Finger prints where taken by the noble Victorian police, but as yet none of the evil doers has been aprehended.

RIP EGBERT
1980-2006
Taken in his prime
by immature dickheads.