IRONFOUNDERSON'S BREWERS
DWARF BREWERY DEFENSE FORCE

A new edition of Warhammer has come out. A new edition of the Orc and Goblin army book has come out. The world is filled with the joyous cries of O&G players. So why am I now collecting Dwarves instead of my beloved greenskins?
It's all because of one simple fact: Dwarves like to get drunk!
The whole army was inspired by an article written by my friend Greg on our club website in which he complained that all the funny things had been removed from warhammer. The game was to dark and gothic, and even the good guys are becoming evil. He wanted the humor of the older editions to make a comeback.
I was thinking about this, and I had this great idea for a tongue-in-cheek Dwarf army. Why not drunken Dwarves? And what would drunken dwarves fight for? Well, their brewery of course! This lead to a whole raft of crazy ideas, like Keg Throwers, Tavern signs for banners, Iron breakers escorting beer shipments, and maybe even the Stien of Doom (like the anvil of doom, but beerier.)
So armed with a working knowledge of the Dwarf miniatures range, mad idea, almost no cash, and no copy of the army book, I embarked upon an epic quest!
Oh. And I thought it'd be neat if I kept a modeling diary as I went along.